sooo...i got my anti-fetus today!! both the nurse and the gyno's bedside manners were lovely..all things considered (tee-hee, ohhh npr references) i mean, the room was chilly, my appt. was 40 MINUTES LATE so i missed class (not too bummers there)..my blood pressure and heart rate were normal. my Weight was dissapointing.. i thought id lost, cause my clothes fit more loosely.. mwreh.. (perhaps some of teh weights could be eradicated with a hefty dose of whole grains..heh)
its funny cause the doctors in those appts are always telling me to scoot down a bit more..then a bit more..and im always thinking im going to fall off if i have to scoot down ANY more.. i guess all a girl can ask for is to have: a) a nice, not creepy (in my opinion, a not creepy Female) doctor. b) a plastic speculum. c) and more than a dash of lube..
ive got a three month FREE supply of my anti-fetus, go me!! look at me practicing mature, safe sex and all! :)
the doctor was so proud that i and my manfriend had gotten tested. seriously? everyone doesn't do this? i was unaware (more sarcasm). GET TESTED PEOPLE! they have tests without needles for the scarier stuff now-no more excuses!
anyhoosle..off my soapbox..
i just want it to be tomorrow. now.
i think i'll go home and eat some soup and knit on my luxurious bed with my bedroom window open!! ooohhhh delicate breezes that bespeak the [fetal] essence of the coming season!! hahahah haha! hah! but no, really.
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